Be Thankful For Little Squirts
Rude customer: “What do you mean you don’t have any? I order those clams every time!”
Waitress: “I’m really sorry, but we had a problem with the order and delivery and don’t have any today.”
Rude customer: “Well, that’s not good enough. Order it right now. Get them from someone else if you have to.”
Waitress: “Sir, clam dishes are aren’t available today. I’m sorry for the inconvenience. Perhaps if I may I suggest another dish?”
Rude customer: “I don’t care. Get me my clams now!”
Waitress: “As I’ve already explained—”
Rude customer: “I want my clams!” *bangs table*
(Suddenly, a stream of water squirts on him.)
Rude customer: “What the f*** was that?!”
(At a nearby table sits a little boy with a water gun.)
Little boy: “Naughty, naughty, naughty!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.