Be Sure To Copy The Right Copy
(I am handing back test papers.)
Student: “Why did you give me zero?”
Me: “There were multiple versions of the test. You had the right answers to one of the other versions.”
Student: “I don’t get it.”
Me: “The answers to version A and the answers too version B were not the same.”
Student: “I still don’t get it.”
Me: “Is it possible that you might have looked at someone else’s paper during the test?”
Student: “Well, yeah!”
Me: “They didn’t have the same test as you.”
Student: “So I failed?”
Me: “Yes.”
Student: “But I’ve never failed before.”
Me: “Now you have.”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?