Be My Tom-Boyfriend
(I am female. I have three sisters, but I’m a bit of a tomboy.)
Boyfriend: “Your father didn’t need a boy; he had you. That’s why I love you.”
Me: “Do you?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, you’re like a guy but with no penis!”
Me: “That would be the perfect woman?”
Boyfriend: “Totally!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?