Be-Labor The Point

| Related | November 6, 2013

(I’m seven months pregnant. My husband doesn’t like it when I poke my belly or try to ‘wake up’ our daughter by shaking my bump. He is placing his cheek on my belly.)

Husband: “You don’t like that, do you? Never let mommy bully you, ever. She’s mean.”

Me: “I am not. I try to have SOMETHING orange every day, because she seems to love it.”

(My husband continues to talk to my belly.)

Husband: “That’s called bribery. Don’t accept that, either. It’s illegal.”

(Suddenly, our daughter kicks very forcefully, hitting my husband’s cheek.)

Husband: “Okay, do you want orange juice or just the orange?”

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