Be Glad You Can’t Bottle Up That Much Stupid

, , , | Working | October 30, 2015

(I am st a duty-free shop at an airport. There’s a 1L limit on the flight I’m about to catch, so I am buying two small 500mL bottles of liquor.)

Cashier #1: “You know you can only take one of these with you on the plane, right?”

Me: “Oh, I thought the limit was 1L?”

Cashier #1: “Exactly.”

Me: “These are 500mL each.”

Cashier #1: “You can only take one bottle on the plane.”

Me: “No, I can only take 1L. 500mL plus 500mL equals 1L.”

Cashier #1: “You can only take one on the plane.”

Me: “No, they’re half a litre each, which means it’s still only 1L.”

Cashier #2: “Is there a problem here?”

Cashier #1: “NO! You know what? Let her make her own mistakes… She’ll get it eventually.”

Me: “…Whatever.”

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