Be Glad They Don’t Need Jiffy Lube

| Related | February 12, 2012

(My mother-in-law is very absent-minded when it comes to names and places. She is also an extremely conservative Catholic, who isn’t quite up to speed on current slang.)

Mother-in-law: “We should go look for advent wreaths. We can go to, oh, what’s the name of that religious store? Cooter’s! We can go to Kohl’s and Cooter’s later. Do you guys want to look around Cooter’s with me?”

Me: *quietly to my husband* “Is she sure that’s what the name of the store is?”

Husband: “Mom, the store’s name is Cotter’s!”

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