Be Glad He’s Not Drunk Dialling

| PA, USA | Romantic | December 21, 2012

(My fiancé and I are cuddling when he reaches over and starts twisting my nipples.)

Me: “Hey! What are you doing?!”

Fiancé: “Trying to call your home planet.”

Me: *in a robotic voice* “I’m sorry, this planet has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.”

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