Batty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
(I’m a customer at a grocery store. We’re in a snow storm and people have gone mad in preparation, buying most of the bread, eggs, and milk.)
Customer: *inches from the cashier’s face* “MILK AND BREAD! MILK AND BREAD!”
Cashier: *stunned*
Customer: “I bet all the customers were like that today, huh? All those crazy people buying up all that stuff! But not me, I’m not crazy!” *walks away*
Cashier: *nervously laughs while looking at me wide-eyed*
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