Batteries Not Kink-luded

Romantic | July 2, 2012

(My fiancé and I are visiting his mother. She often has things she’s getting rid of, or has a surplus of, and usually offers them to me first.)

Future Mother-in-law: “Hey, I bought some extra batteries. Do you think you need any?”

Me: “I could take a couple.”

Future Mother-in-law: “Well, how many?”

Me: “Um, well, they’re for my wireless headphones, so…four?”

(Later on…)

Fiancé: “You don’t have wireless headphones.”

Me: “Do you want to tell your mom that I’m putting them in my vibrator?”

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