Bathroom Policy Revision 3.2

This was back during COVID. Mom works HR and has been working from home for a few weeks. After years of relying on the hour-long commute to slowly turn off her ‘HR Brain,’ suddenly having to keep it activated at home would sometimes result in how she would talk to us kids.

Mom: *Coming out from a quick bathroom break.* “Going forward, we’d appreciate improved bathroom towel compliance.”

Me: “Huh?”

Sister: “She means hang up your towel when you’re done with it!”

Me: “Oh… uh, sorry.”

Mom: “Thank you for your feedback.”

My mom, the always-in-character HR method-actor, the Daniel Day-Lewis of corporate speak!