Bass-ed On The Comic Book

(We’ve just gotten out of seeing the ‘300’ sequel in IMAX. After I come out of the bathroom I walk over to my dad as he looks at the cardboard cutout in front of the theater doors.)

Dad: “Yeah, I’d see it again.”

Me: “Eh, I’d wait for DVD.”

Dad: “Didn’t like it?”

Me: “It was okay, but it was so loud I was in the middle of sensory overload half the time.”

Dad: “Yeah, well…”

Me: “Dad. If I can feel the bass in my ribs, it’s too loud.”