Basking Can be Tasking

(My fiancé and I have just had a small argument about whose music to play while in the car.)

Me: “Well, you know what we’ve learnt from this?”

Fiancé: “I’m a better person than you?”

Me: “Exactly. You can just sit over there and bask in the glow of knowing you’re the better person while I play my music.”

Fiancé: “I’ve been basking in this for years.”

Me: “You’ll get sun burn soon from all that basking.”

Fiancé: “Screw sun burn. After this long, I’m getting freaking skin cancer!”