Basket Free-Balling

(This is in a college class. The professor is always in a suit and is laid back. Our entire major is very laid back as well.)

Student: “Sorry I’m late. My professor had a word with me about my clothes.”

Professor: *looking at his basketball t-shirt and shorts* “Your clothes? What’s wrong with your clothes?”

Student: “Yes. She has a problem with me wearing basketball shorts.”

Professor: “Why?”

Student: “I don’t know…”

Professor: “You should’ve said ‘okay’ and taken them off.”

Student: “Um…”

Professor: “Okay, maybe not.”