Basically Find An Appendage And Then Attack

| Birmingham, England, UK | Friendly | November 6, 2015

(My friend and I are sitting casually in a slow lesson, talking about self defense.)

Friend: “I know how to stop someone, well, if they are touching you’re a**.”

Me: “How?”

Friend: “You grab their finger or thumb and bend it back so their arm goes with it.”

Me: “Wow, really? Do you know any more?”

Friend: “Yeah, I do. Picture it if someone had you up against the wall. If they don’t move, you push them and push them harder, and if they keep doing it you push your fingers into their throat then kick them in the balls.”

Me: “What if it is a girl attacking you?”

Friend: “I don’t know? Maybe you just slap them in the boob!”

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