Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, can I have a small pork fried rice, please? Without pork.”

Me: “A small pork fried rice, without pork?”

Customer: “Yes… can you add some chicken to that?”

Me: “Um, so you want a small chicken fried rice?”

Customer: “No. I want a small pork fried rice, no pork, with chicken.”

Me: “Sure… anything else?”

Customer: “Yes, I also need a small chicken and broccoli.”

Me: “Sure, is that all?”

Customer: “Yes…” *pauses* “Oh… and no broccoli in the chicken and broccoli!”

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