Basic Subtraction, How I Miss Thee
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Ice Cream Shop]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I would like to order that new Thin Mint [Item].”
Me: “All right, what size?”
Customer: “Small.”
Me: “Can I get you anything else?”
Customer: “I don’t want it green.”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “It’s green in this picture! I want it white! Whatever you put in there to make it green, I don’t want it.”
Me: “That would be our mint topping.”
Customer: “Mint? Ewww! No.”
Me: “So that’s one Thin MINT Cookie [Item] with no MINT topping?”
Customer: “Yes.”
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What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
