Basic Subtraction, How I Miss Thee

, | Right | July 23, 2008

Me: “Hi welcome to [Ice Cream Shop]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I would like to order that new Thin Mint [Item].”

Me: “All right, what size?”

Customer: “Small.”

Me: “Can I get you anything else?”

Customer: “I don’t want it green.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “It’s green in this picture! I want it white! Whatever you put in there to make it green, I don’t want it.”

Me: “That would be our mint topping.”

Customer: “Mint? Ewww! No.”

Me: “So that’s one Thin MINT Cookie [Item] with no MINT topping?”

Customer: “Yes.”

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