Barking Up The Wrong Family Tree

(My roommate comes in while I’m on my computer.)

Roommate: “Hey, what are you looking at?”

Me: “I’m going through this genealogy website my dad posted up. It has all of our extended family, going back several generations, and even has photos of relatives.”

Roommate: “Cool. Can I check out some of the girls in your family?” *points to one name* “How about this Sequoyah chick over here?”

Me: “Um… Sequoyah is my uncle.”