Burning His Bridges
(My mom is outside doing yard-work in the nasty humid heat. She wants the rest of the family to come out and help her.)
Dad: “She’s out there in it, so we better be too.”
Me: “So, if Mom jumped off a bridge, we would all have to?”
Dad: “Hey, not if she jumps first!”
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