Bills Are Never Free
(It’s a very windy day.)
Mom: “Go put these bills in the mailbox for me, please.”
Me: “Okay.”
(I go outside, and stand in the wind for a moment. My mom is still standing in the doorway. I pretend to throw the mail into the wind.)
Me: “I’ll set you free!”
Mom: *deadpan* “Not if you want to continue living in this house, you won’t.”
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