Barely Scratching The Surface Of Their Relationship

(My husband’s facial hair grows quite quickly, and he doesn’t like shaving every day. As a result, incidents like the following story are quite common…)

Husband: *kisses my cheek while “big spoon” in bed*

Me: “Wait, move your head back a bit.”

Husband: “Okay…” *moves*

Me: *rubs shoulder against his chin* “Ahhh… Love you.”

Husband: *sighing* “I’m just a scratching post to you, aren’t I?”