Bare-Faced Insults

, | Romantic | August 6, 2013

(My boyfriend and I use the acronym SYF when we get into silly arguments. It means ‘Shut Your Face’. We are in a fast-food restaurant waiting to order.)

Me: “So, what do you want?

Boyfriend: “What’s that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day…”

Me: “So you want a large order of shut your face.”

Boyfriend: “Extra SYF, please.”

(We get up to the counter to order. I order him a burger, and some fries for myself.)

Cashier: “Would you like anything else?”

Me: “Oh yeah. I need a large Shut Your Face for my boyfriend, please.”

(The cashier looks offended, but one of her coworkers shouts from the kitchen.)

Coworker: “SHUT YOUR FACE!”

(The cashier, my boyfriend and I start laughing.)

Cashier: “Your total is $6.74, and the SYF was free.”

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