Baptism On A Budget

Customer: “I need some help with the animal watering troughs.”

Me: “Sure, they are outside. Let’s go look at them.”

(Outside…)

Customer: “Can I see if I fit in it?”

Me: “Um, okay.”

(The customer climbs in.)

Customer: *to companion* “Okay, now you get in, too, and see if we will both fit.”

(The customer’s companion climbs in.)

Customer: “Okay, this will work, but do you have any nicer looking ones, without dents? We are using it for a baptismal font.”