Banish That Child To Hoth

| Romantic | August 12, 2013

(My pregnant girlfriend and I are lying in bed, having a relatively deep conversation about our future as a family.)

Girlfriend: “Babe?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Girlfriend: “You’ll love our kid no matter how they turn out, right?”

Me: “Of course! No matter what.”

Girlfriend: “I don’t care if he or she has Down Syndrome, or has ADHD.”

Me: “Me neither. They’ll be perfect nonetheless.”

Girlfriend: “But if that kid doesn’t like Star Wars, they’re out of the house the day they turn 18.”

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