Bananas For Vanana
Me: “Welcome to [Ice Cream Shop]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like some banana ice cream.”
Me: “Sure thing.”
(She pays and leaves. A moment later, she storms in, literally pushing people out of the way.)
Customer: “This is not what I ordered!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ll be happy to change that for you.”
Customer: “You better!”
Me: “So, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Banana ice cream.”
Me: “Banana? That’s what I served you earlier. Is that not banana?”
Customer: “No. I said banana!”
Me: “Yes, banana.”
Customer:: “You taste it! It’s not banana! I said banana!
Me: “Ma’am, I’ll be happy to give you a new bowl. Perhaps, since we mix our own ice cream, the banana taste wasn’t mixed all the way through.”
Customer: “Listen, I said banana, not banana!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “BANANA BANANA BANANA!”
Me: “Banana?”
(Suddenly, her B’s turn into V’s…)
Customer: “Vanana!”
Me: “Oh, my God. Vanilla?”
Customer: “Yes, you dumb, b****! VANANA!”
This story is part of our Ice Cream roundup!
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