Banana-Drama, Part 3

| FL, USA | Learning | April 25, 2017

(I missed the beginning of the conversation, but Student #1 is talking about hitting Student #2.)

Me: “Let’s not talk about hitting anyone.”

Student #2: “Yeah, that’s assault.”

Student #1: “It’s not assault; it’s a promise.”

Me: “Wait, so you take ‘It’s not a threat; it’s a promise,’ which already doesn’t make sense, and turn it into something that makes even LESS sense?”

Student #1: “It doesn’t have to make sense as long as someone is getting hit with a banana!”

(I cracked up and wrote on the board, “Quote of the day: It doesn’t have to make sense as long as someone is getting hit with a banana.” I’m leaving it up there for the other classes wonder about the context.)

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