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Banana Drama, Part 4

, , | Right | September 29, 2024

Customer: “I want the [Smoothie] minus the banana.”

Me: “Are you allergic to bananas or just don’t like them?”

Customer: “Oh, I just don’t like them.”

Me: “I only ask because my boyfriend’s allergic and I know it’s a weird allergy to have, so I’d wash the blender for you if that were the case.”

Customer: “Interesting! What happens when your boyfriend has bananas?”

Me: “Oh, nothing major, his mouth and throat just get all tingly.”

Customer: “Same! That’s why I don’t like them!”

Me: “…”

Customer: *Realizes.* “…oh.”

Me: “My dude… I think you and I discovered something about you today!”

Related:
Banana Drama, Part 3

Banana Drama, Part 2
Banana Drama