Balls To The Wall Balls

(I am hanging out with my grandmother, my sister, my cousin and her boyfriend. My sister is looking at a pamphlet she received at work, and I pick it up to leaf through it.)

Me: “Why does this guy’s chin look like balls?”

(My grandmother had fallen asleep, but begins to wake up as I start talking. My sister looks from me to my grandmother a few times, motioning at me to shut up before my grandmother realizes what I’m saying.)

Sister: “What are you doing?! She can hear you!”

Me: “So? She won’t remember in a few minutes!”

Grandmother: “Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls! Now I’ll remember!”