Balking About Stalking
(I change apartments constantly and therefore shop at different locations of a national video game store in town. I walk into the location at the mall I recently started working for and approach a female employee.)
Me: “I’m looking for… hey! Haven’t I seen you before?”
Employee: “Holy cow, you’re my stalker from [other store] location!”
Me: *surprised* “Uh…”
Employee: “Here, take my number this time!”
(We have been together ever since, and I am proposing later this year!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
