Baking American Pie
College & University | Related | May 10, 2012
(My cousin and I go to the same university. One day we happen to be heading towards the same auditorium, so we fall into step to chat.)
Me: “You should come over next weekend. I’m planning to bake a cake.”
Cousin: “In that case, I’m definitely coming.”
Me: “You’re only coming over because I’m baking?”
Cousin: “Naturally.”
Me: “You men, always thinking with your stomachs!”
Cousin: “What else could we be thinking with?”
*suddenly awkward silence*
Cousin: “Don’t answer!”
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