Baked-In Prenups

| Orlando, FL, USA | Romantic | November 17, 2011

(I’ve brought in some home-made biscuits for my coworkers to enjoy. Towards the end of the night, one of them comes up to me.)

Coworker: “If you were a customer, I would kiss you right now.”

Me: “What?”

Coworker: “Those biscuits you made were amazing. I’m going to marry you for those biscuits!”

Me: “Okay!”

(Several days later, my coworker comes up to me again.)

Coworker: “I’m divorcing you.”

Me: “Why?”

Coworker: “You’re never on my side. You can take the car, the card, and the kids. I get the house!”

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