Bake Chicka Bow Bow

(I’m working in the bakery department during Valentine’s Day at a booth set aside just for things like chocolate-dipped strawberries and other Valentine’s specialties. All the credit for this stuff goes to the bakery, so my manager does everything she can to push sales.)

Me: “Hey, [Manager], did you pull up the sales report yet?”

Manager: “Yeah I did. I dunno… we may need to bust out the stripper poles!”