Bags Of Laughs
(It’s been a long night, with a higher than average number of annoying customers. A couple comes through the till.)
Wife: “Oh, no. Don’t put the chips with the pop! It’ll get crushed.”
Husband: “Geez, don’t put the chips with the bread.”
Wife: “Oh, and keep the pickles away from the cans.”
Husband: “Can you double bag everything?”
(I finally sort through their numerous demands, they pay and leave. The next customer and last in line is buying just a few things, and has listened to the previous conversation.)
Customer: “Oh… can you put the bacon in a separate bag from the chips and pop?”
(I do.)
Customer: “Oh, and can you separate the chips and pop?”
(I do.)
Customer: “Can you double bag everything? It’s all pretty heavy, you know.”
(I stare, not sure if he’s serious.)
Customer: “And, can you put the receipt in a separate bag?”
(I smile at this point, and he laughs; it’s clear he was just joking. Everything goes in one bag. From this point on, ‘put the receipt in a separate bag’ becomes a euphemism for anyone making a series of ridiculous requests.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?