Badly Planned

| Working | February 27, 2014

(I get a call one day from my cell phone service provider, trying to help me find a ‘better’ plan to upgrade to.)

Caller: “Hi, there. I’m calling today to help you find a better plan for your phone usage.”

Me: “No, thank you. I’m quite happy with my current plan.”

Caller: “Well, I see here that last month you went over your included minutes by $3.60. I can help you upgrade to a better plan so that doesn’t happen again.”

Me: “I don’t normally go over. That was just one month. I’m fine with the plan I have.”

Caller: “But for just $15 more per month, I can upgrade you to a plan that gives you double your current amount of minutes so you won’t have to pay extra ever again!”

Me: “So, you want me to pay an extra $15 every month because I went over by $3 once?”

Caller: “…”

Me: “I’m happy with my plan, thank you. Goodbye!”

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