Badly In Love
(I am divorced, and wish to remarry. My new fiancé and I are at the register office, declaring our intent to marry. As part of this, we have to answer certain legal questions – including whether my previous marriage ended because of divorce, or because of death.)
Superintendant registrar: *to my fiancé* “And how did [my name]’s previous marriage end?”
Fiancé: “Badly.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
