Bad Taste Gingerbread

| Related | August 30, 2013

(My little sister has just finished baking a batch of gingerbread men. Because she put them on different shelves in the oven, some have come out more brown than others.)

Me: “How come they’re different colours?”

Sister: “Oh, some of them are Mexican.”

Me: “Okay… so where do the other ones come from?”

Sister: “Canada.”

Me: “What? Why Canada?”

Sister: “No one cares if you eat Canadians.”

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