Bad Puns Will Be Avenged

(My boyfriend and I are on the way to dinner before seeing ‘Iron Man 3’. We’re discussing the attractiveness of various male leads in Avengers related movies; specifically, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Robert Downey Jr. I mention how between the three of them, I find Chris Hemsworth most attractive.)

Boyfriend: “Yeah, well, Thor, he’s all about action and fighting. But his brother’s LOW-KEY.”

Me: “I’m going to punch you, now.”

Boyfriend: “Not while I’m driving!”

Me: “I’m going to punch you, soon.”

Boyfriend: “I’m going to keep driving forever.”

(We come to a red light, and I punch him in the shoulder.)

Boyfriend: “I’M STILL DRIVING!”