Bad Looks For Looking Bad
(My boyfriend and I are out with friends discussing the importance of looks.)
Friend: “I could never go out with someone who wasn’t at least above average in looks.”
Boyfriend: “Wow, you have higher standards than me.”
(I just stare at him.)
Boyfriend: “Oh, no! I mean…oh crap!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
