Bad Jokes Are Music To Their Ears

Customer: “Hey, do you guys carry any mandolins?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry.”

Customer: “How about…” *dramatic pause* “Wo-mandolins?”

Me: “No.”

(The customer leaves with a grin on his face.)

Next Customer: “Really?”

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