Bad Customers Need Some Fresh Material

I’m working the drive-thru and everyone is having a pretty great time, oddly, until we get a customer who tries to spoil the mood.

Crew Member: “I need another large fry cooked to order.”

Me: “Why?”

Crew Member: “He says they aren’t fresh.”

Me: “Not at all.”

I walk over to the window.

Customer: “I’ve been working in fast food for thirty years! I know these fries aren’t f****** fresh.”

Me: “All I can do is give you a refund because those are fresh and they’re not gonna come out any fresher than that.”

Customer: “NO, I JUST NEED MY FRESH FRIES!”

Me: “Okay, I need those ones back and we’ll give you a new one.”

Customer: “WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! I’M CALLING CORPORATE!”

He did not scam us out of a free portion of fries.