Bad Con-duct

| Smalltown, GA, USA | Learning | December 26, 2013

(I am an intelligent child, but easily get bored after getting my work done. One day, one of the student teachers decides she is tired of me talking to my friends after I am done. She tapes my mouth shut with duct tape. I went home and told my mother, who decided to take me to class the next day.)

Mom: “Are you [Teacher’s Name]?”

Teacher: “Yes, ma’am. How can I help you?”

(My 5’1″ mother proceeds to grab the teacher’s shirt and pull her close.)

Mom: “If you EVER touch my son again, I will crush your windpipe so fast you won’t even REGISTER why you can’t breathe!”

(My mom lets go of the teacher, who drops to the floor. As my mom goes to leave, she sees the principal coming over.)

Mom: “You may wanna pick your teacher up off of the d*** floor.”

(That was the last day I ever saw that student teacher. She quit and started working at her family’s restaurant!)

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