Bad Combinations: Sharp Knives And Dull Minds
Customer: “I’d like to return these knives.”
Me: “Okay, was there anything wrong with them at all?”
Customer: “Well, they were very sharp and my wife cut herself.”
Me: “Sir, knives are usually sharp. Unfortunately, because you’ve used them there is nothing I can do.”
Customer: “But they were extremely sharp! We were hoping to find a set that wasn’t so… sharp?”
Me: “So you’re looking for a set of dull knives?”
Customer: “Yes, do you have any that are duller than this?”
Me: “No… Have a nice day!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
