Backpacking Through Dagobah

(My girlfriend and I are discussing getting old together. She has cerebral palsy which makes her leg muscles stiff.)

Girlfriend: “Don’t forget my legs are going to get stiffer, so you’ll have to carry me everywhere.”

Me: “You mean, like how Luke Skywalker carried Yoda like a backpack? Awesome!”

*silent pause*

Girlfriend: “Such a geek, you are!”