Back Seat Sex Drive

| Romantic | May 19, 2014

(I’m talking to my girlfriend. Note that my car is really messy at all times.)

Me: “Hey, I was wondering whether we could one day have sex in my car again.”

Girlfriend: “Only if you vacuum it before.”

Me: “Why?”

Girlfriend: “Because last time we’ve had sex in your car, I found a piece of f*****g moss in my hair afterwards.”

Me: “… Valid point.”

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