Baby, You’re My Number One
(I’m 22 weeks pregnant with a baby girl that we have decided to name Persephone, the Greek Goddess of Spring.)
Me: *sneeze* “Dang it!”
Husband: “Did you pee yourself again?”
Me: “No, you daughter made me do it.”
Husband: “Aww, well she is the Goddess of Spring.”
Me: “What?”
Husband: “She just wanted to water your bush.”
Me: *pause* “I can’t believe you just said that!” *starts to giggle*
