The Baby You Need, Not The Baby You Deserve
(I work at a toy store that sells three-foot-tall Batman figures. I am reorganizing the aisles and as I finish with one, I move on to the next. There is a little girl, probably two years old, standing there holding one of the aforementioned Batman figures — which is barely bigger than she is — in a hug. She notices me coming around the corner and says this:)
Little Girl: “This is my baby!”
Me: “Batman’s your baby?”
Little Girl: “Yes!”
(Easily one of the cutest moments I’ve ever seen in that store.)
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Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!
