Baby Boo

(Sometimes, when we’re tired, my boyfriend and I slip into baby talk, and it gets weird.)

Me: *trying to scare him* “BOO!”

Boyfriend: “Ah…”

Me: *pouty* “Were you a scared?”

Boyfriend: *in real voice* “A scared? You mean like one scared?”

Me: *still in baby voice* “Yes. I need you to be at least two scareds! How can I scare you?”

Boyfriend: “You’d have to do better than that.”

(I put three fingers up like claws, and grab his face.)

Me: “Rawr! Velociraptor!”

Boyfriend: “Ahh!”

Me: “Were you two scareds?”

Boyfriend: “You attacked me pretending to be a velociraptor, talking in a baby voice. That’s got to be the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced.”