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California, Jerk, Restaurant, USA, Wordplay | Right | November 25, 2010

Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. I’ll be your server this evening.”

Customer: “Habla español?”

Me: “No, sir, I don’t.”

Customer: “Italian?”

Me: “Nope.”

Customer: “French?”

Me: “Sorry, no.”

Customer: “Well, then, what language do you speak?”


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