Babel-ing On
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. I’ll be your server this evening.”
Customer: “Habla español?”
Me: “No, sir, I don’t.”
Customer: “Italian?”
Me: “Nope.”
Customer: “French?”
Me: “Sorry, no.”
Customer: “Well, then, what language do you speak?”
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