B-Stow Upon You New B-Words
Australia, Cousins, Funny Kids, New South Wales, Restaurant, Rude & Risque, Wordplay | Related
| July 13, 2018
(I’m celebrating my 30th birthday with a group of friends and family at a restaurant. There’s a twenty-year age gap between my cousins and me, and one of the little ones has just turned ten a few days ago. She comes up to me as I’m eating:)
Cousin: “Hey! I need to tell you something.”
Me: “What’s up, kiddo?”
Cousin: “I’m ten now, and I’m allowed to say the B word!”
Me: “Which one? Bulls***, b*****d, or b****?”
Cousin: *looks at me like I’ve just told her how to get to Narnia* “ALL OF THEM!” *walks away*
Me: “Aaaand I think I just taught her a couple of new swear words.”
My Friend: “Your aunt is going to kill you.”
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