B Is For Blackmail
High School | Learning
| July 11, 2013
(My math teacher used to joke before each test about bribes for good grades. I get to witness the last time he ever did that.)
Student #1: “So, how much does an A cost?”
Teacher: “Oh, an A will cost you fifty bucks.”
Student #2: “I can’t afford that! How about a B?”
Teacher: “Mm, say, oh… twenty bucks.”
Student #3: *with a huge grin* “Hey, [teacher]! What would you pay for a recording of this conversation?”
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What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?