B Is For Blackmail

| BC, Canada | Learning | July 11, 2013

(My math teacher used to joke before each test about bribes for good grades. I get to witness the last time he ever did that.)

Student #1: “So, how much does an A cost?”

Teacher: “Oh, an A will cost you fifty bucks.”

Student #2: “I can’t afford that! How about a B?”

Teacher: “Mm, say, oh… twenty bucks.”

Student #3: *with a huge grin* “Hey, [teacher]! What would you pay for a recording of this conversation?”

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