Awesome Beats Scissors

| Related | April 30, 2013

(My mother is working on something; I’m in the same room, on the computer.)

Mom: “Can you get me some scissors?”

Me: “Sure.”

Mom: “Oh, wait; I’ve already got some.”

Me: “See? I’m just that good.”

Mom: “Oh, and can you also get me—oh, wait; I’ve got that, too.”

Me: “See? I’m awesome! What did I get you, by the way?”

Mom: “Tape.”

Me: “Ah. See? I’m just awesome.”

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